Change the big text to "Dessert in New York" and the smaller text to "Chelsea's about to take a bite out of the Big Apple - her way". Then sell it to the Oprah Book Club. They'll slap it on some damned thing.
I think we should all band together and make ferg2001 defend his statement and force an apology out of him even though he didn't really say anything bad. Then we should expel him from the site, making an example of him to all others. It'll be alot like Beyond Thunderdome, except Tina Turner will be played by Beyonce. Goodbye, Raggedy-Ferg. And good luck out there.