welll, friendly prodding looks to be the least of your problems right now pal. Sounds like you're also talking about hijacking a plane there. Sounds like somebody's a terrorist. And bombs...gentle folk don't talk like that in post 9/11 America. Adolph Bush is gonna be pssed at you and call Homeland Security down on your ass.
This homeless dude came into the shop yesterday. He'd be as good a president as anyone else.
With the right harem...oops I meant staff...I'd be a pretty bitchin president. Free Beer for Minors in 2004. That's my platform.