Punchgut got me pregnant

[phoondaddy]

at Burning Man. I've decided to keep the babby. Basically for the babby urinez.

If you see him, tell him I still have his Zuba's and there are also 4 Zima left that I cannot drink now that I am with child. But I'm keeping his Swisher Sweets.

[crosshair]

I am sorry for your lots.

[MrBlonde7]

oh, PUNCHBUTTS

[DWITT]

I am not in the least bit surprised. I bet your ears smell like Funyuns, too.

[Punchgut]

i gave uz 504.25 for a smabortion and chilli fries- bring me friezzz

[phoondaddy]

I eatz fries. Babby wants moire friyz. Babby want Taco Bellz.

[Andymac]

Taco ballz. Big ones.