swampviking :

I think I am gonna do one. I haven't done one yet.

2007-11-11 15:17:02

art chantry :

swamp - nobody would dumb enough to ever try this joke again, right? tell me i'm right....

2007-11-11 15:15:55

swampviking :

This reminds me of another poster. Can't quite put my finger on it....

2007-11-11 15:14:30

art chantry :

still a good'n. the joke still works.

2007-11-11 15:13:28

ricv64 :

this looks cool in person , good job Jeph & John

2007-09-14 18:57:29

John A :

zakly

2007-08-09 14:25:48

Rob :

face.

2007-08-09 14:08:28

John A :

Dear Paul, no, it's supposed to be like your punk-assed fucking face.

2007-08-09 14:07:30

scrojo :

giggle.

2007-08-09 13:44:43

Jeph :

Wait...there is?!?! Can I get one?

2007-08-02 20:03:18

swampviking :

There is a 'flying gravy stain' variant.

2007-08-02 16:36:16

ricv64 :

I want mine signed in royal blood , make it happen

2007-08-02 16:15:05

swampviking :

VonDada is gonna kill JEPFFPPFPFHHH!!! OMG! OMG! OMG!

2007-08-02 16:13:16

VonDada :

I live by the Virginia Woolf school of criticism. "First be a friend to the artist..."

2007-08-02 15:37:46

VonDada :

PaulGardner:Von, you like everything. Good. What does that mean, really?

2007-08-02 14:19:23

8ball :

When the hell is someone going to make a poster with boobs and bacon??

2007-08-02 09:40:34

evanmarnoch :

I have concluded that this poster is purple.

2007-08-02 09:01:08

ricv64 :

this get resolved yet ?

2007-08-02 08:52:15

standard :

oh this is Queen ELIZABETH. I get it NOW.

2007-08-02 07:33:08

VonDada :

Grrr.

2007-08-01 23:23:13

Jeph :

actually Von, your post was only 99 because 1 of my posts appeared 3 times for some reason...making THIS post 100...sorry.

2007-08-01 22:29:44

VonDada :

100.

2007-08-01 22:15:33

ricv64 :

Britania waves the rulez

2007-08-01 15:37:44

dennyschmickle :

So that's JEPF's face on the poster?

2007-08-01 15:33:25

EdGossage :

oh sweet idea too jeeeaapprhahebncb, well executed.

2007-08-01 13:38:32

EdGossage :

isnt ketchup and mayo just like thousand island dressing?

2007-08-01 13:37:59

ricv64 :

god only knows

2007-08-01 13:34:17

Rob :

why is dave such an assface?

2007-08-01 13:20:54

steve w :

I'm going to Wendy's for a Baconator

2007-08-01 13:13:34

standard :

retarded? what?

2007-08-01 13:10:45

Jeph :

I'm retiring

2007-08-01 13:10:01

B-DROID :

you're fired.

2007-08-01 13:08:47

Jeph :

I'm retiring

2007-08-01 13:07:38

frostbite :

in germany they put ketchup and mayo on fries and call it 'pommes rot-weiss'

2007-08-01 13:06:56

B-DROID :

The world record for eating mayonnaise is held by Oleg Zhornitskiy; he ate 4 - 32 ounce bowls in 8 minutes.

2007-08-01 13:05:18

Jeph :

I'm retiring

2007-08-01 13:04:32

John A :

Steve, can I fax you a sammich?

2007-08-01 13:04:28

steve w :

quagmire

2007-08-01 13:01:31

philaarts.com :

ok jepjaf you didnt do a complete poster before this one, my bad.. my apologies.. notice i said "then in less than 24 hours jefpahfaspf made this beauty." i gave you props, and i gave john props for the idea..

2007-08-01 12:59:57

John A :

someone mention raisinettes?

2007-08-01 12:58:40

B-DROID :

Back to mayo talk...in Utah they mix mayo and ketchup together and call it fry sauce.

2007-08-01 12:58:06

phoondaddy :

Raisinettes please. LOLROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-08-01 12:56:50

Rob :

i blame john a.

2007-08-01 12:55:03

standard :

Jeff is just the guy who typeset the poster

2007-08-01 12:54:11

steve w :

I'm not angry at jeph or swampy. I just have to stop agreeing to print for art trades. It's my own fault.

2007-08-01 12:50:02

Jeph :

Dave...for the record...I didn't do a complete poster, you dummy, I was jerking around with some art I had from other shit trying to piece together a poster because of the quick turnaround. I shot JohnA a jpeg for an opinion because I though it was looking "cliparty". He liked it but I threw another idea I had at him. I had a picture of Queen Elizabeth and I was gonna do the whole black bar over her eyes with a studed leather collar..."Never Mind the Bollocks, here's the Queens of the Stone Age."....etc, and distress the shit out of it...kind of an ode to the Print Mafia and Sex Pistols type deal. Then JohnA suggested doing a straight rip on the God Save the Queen 7", just adding the venue info. So please stop with Jeff is just the guy who typeset the poster shit.

2007-08-01 12:42:08

B-DROID :

Why so blue?

2007-08-01 12:24:37

standard :

jeph doesn't like paying for phonecalls, either.

2007-08-01 12:22:53

phoondaddy :

"GOD SAVE THE SCREWBALL PRESS"!!!!!!!!! Never trust Justin.

2007-08-01 12:22:40

Jeph :

Sorry Steve, that was completely my fault...I take complete responsibilty for the fuck up, I'd like to explain it to you if you'd care to hear it. But it doesn't sound like your in the mood right now... ...gimmie a call and I'll try and explain myself.

2007-08-01 12:21:15

fantasygoat :

Swampdouche.

2007-08-01 12:17:59

standard :

Sounds like a clear-cut case of David Mayer.

2007-08-01 12:17:01

steve w :

just heard from swampy I'm not printing it. I'm getting pretty tired of people from this site asking for rush jobs for cheap and then getting them printed elsewhere without informing me.

2007-08-01 12:13:29

standard :

steve... you don't know jeph... this IS the file.

2007-08-01 12:06:48

philaarts.com :

the clever one is john a.. jephaf did a complete poster,but then john came up with this idea... then in less than 24 hours jefpahfaspf made this beauty.

2007-08-01 10:44:26

dennyschmickle :

so this is a Clash poster now?

2007-08-01 10:42:16

strawberryluna :

ohscnhapz

2007-08-01 10:39:42

ricv64 :

Steve W sings a better version of , Waiting for a friend

2007-08-01 10:38:31

perkins :

FACE

2007-08-01 10:38:16

steve w :

it's great that you had time to post this here, jeph. I'm still waiting for the files so I can print it.

2007-08-01 10:36:48

ricv64 :

yer high !

2007-08-01 10:32:52

Rob :

"combat rock is the best clash album" - denny

2007-08-01 10:31:15

dennyschmickle :

wait, you guys are saying this image was used soemwhere else?

2007-08-01 10:28:38

standard :

i didn't know jeph could be "clever"

2007-08-01 10:14:13

andydiesel :

man, i counted like 18 fonts on this poster. fail!

2007-08-01 10:10:32

djpubbs :

i like it!

2007-08-01 09:06:16

philaarts.com :

hi john a!

2007-08-01 06:54:16

TeddyPancake :

Art, that's a cool story. I would definitely dork out over that. Jeph, are you printing yourself yet?

2007-08-01 02:21:57

RichieGoodtimes :

Also...this kinda looks like something else I've seen before, but I can't place it.

2007-07-31 22:53:14

RichieGoodtimes :

That purple's real good, but I don't know about the rest of it. It seems kinda big on the page. Did you consider making it 2 inches tall? That would really accentuate that wonderful purple. You should have made it 2" tall and cropped half of it off the right side of the poster.

2007-07-31 22:50:10

Jeph :

Remind me not to eat at B-Droid's house.... ewwwww.

2007-07-31 22:35:09

swampviking :

AGREEEED!

2007-07-31 22:28:46

andydiesel :

NEVER EVER.

2007-07-31 22:26:16

andydiesel :

neither of those should EVER be on a hot dog. EVER.

2007-07-31 22:26:01

B-DROID :

Mayo on grilled corn.

2007-07-31 22:25:40

swampviking :

I saw someone put ketchup and mayo on a hot dog a few weeks ago. That may very well be the most wrong thing ever.

2007-07-31 22:24:50

Jeph :

B-Droid...WRONG Andy, I can't read and I don't have that book, I don't QOTSA does either. ...I use toe jam on my head cheese.

2007-07-31 22:22:08

Jeph :

Anyone calling themselvesa "punk" who knew what "Kerning" meant would get his ass beat by the non-kerning punks.

2007-07-31 22:20:26

andydiesel :

what type of condiment do you use on Head Cheese, Jeph?

2007-07-31 22:20:16

andydiesel :

also, i believe it is in the designers handbook that you are not allowed to use serifed fonts with non serifed fonts. the band is gonna be pissed.

2007-07-31 22:19:49

B-DROID :

Balogna was MADE for mayo!!!

2007-07-31 22:19:44

andydiesel :

a real punk would kern to go against all the other punks.

2007-07-31 22:18:22

Jeph :

Mayo on turkey...roast beef...sometimes ham... never baloney, salami or pastrami mustard only on those meats

2007-07-31 22:18:16

Jeph :

Andy...punks don't kern.

2007-07-31 22:17:11

andydiesel :

ya never know with some of you northeasterners and your mayo.

2007-07-31 22:17:10

Jeph :

...my sammich I mean....

2007-07-31 22:16:41

Jeph :

What do I look like? an amatuer?!?! Nothing but mustard touches my baloney...

2007-07-31 22:16:24

swampviking :

I am warning you, if there is mayo on it I am sending it back.

2007-07-31 22:15:22

andydiesel :

text is kerned wrong. sucks.

2007-07-31 22:14:20

B-DROID :

Balogna with mayo.

2007-07-31 22:13:43

Jeph :

Dear Justin...I'll send you a baloney sammich, sweetheart.

2007-07-31 22:12:06

swampviking :

You're welcome JEFPFPPPPFHHHHGLKJLDSNBMN>

2007-07-31 22:07:02

Jeph :

Thanks everyone.

2007-07-31 21:56:17

ricv64 :

HA HA HA HA HA , dig it

2007-07-31 14:53:40

philaarts.com :

frank made that up.

2007-07-31 14:49:16

kozik :

FuCKING rUlEZZZZZZZZ

2007-07-31 14:47:45

ImJustRickG :

I hate it. I love it. {head exploding}

2007-07-31 14:38:04

perkins :

Hopefully it's in a permanent collection somewhere.

2007-07-31 14:25:47

art chantry :

phil - nope. it's true. admit it, you would have wet yer pants if you held that in yer hands. you, of all people especially.

2007-07-31 14:22:37

HYNES :

brilliant

2007-07-31 14:11:29

philaarts.com :

art made that up.

2007-07-31 14:09:48

art chantry :

teddypancake - it was a weird/lucky coincidence. i was in nyc one day and was walking past a gallery that was tearing down a show that had just ended. i realized it was a jamie reid show that i had seen advertised a while back, so i asked if i could nose around. once i introduced myself (i was simply a sympathetic graphic designer who knew who jamie reid was. that was enough.) we talked for a bit and i expressed my admiration for what jamie reid had accomplished and i mentioned that iconic cover and he said, "wait a sec." then he rummaged through a few beat up frames and pulled out this dirty broken frame with no glass in it. the composition/collage in it was dirty and streaked and peeling and partially yellowed with age and glue. it really looked like shit. then i reralized what it was and just about had a heart attack. the best part is that if i had dropped it, it wouldn't have broken it any more than it was already. it was essentially indestructible - so fucked up you couldn't really fuck it up any worse (short of destroying it.) people proof. just one of those things - a coincidence. synchronicity.

2007-07-31 13:54:14

Stainboy Reinel :

Love it. Great stuff Jeff. Wish I'd thought of this concept.

2007-07-31 13:37:14

Rob :

merf merf merf

2007-07-31 13:22:31

MURPHY :

RAWBSUXXX

2007-07-31 13:17:53

Rob :

Well hello JohnA.

2007-07-31 13:16:18

John A :

Hi Rob.

2007-07-31 13:14:32

Rob :

one of my favorites of the series.

2007-07-31 13:12:34

TeddyPancake :

This is just a fun idea. Chantry where did you see that?

2007-07-31 12:59:03

Scrawled :

Nice spin on it...

2007-07-31 12:34:43

El Negro Magnifico! :

Cool, sir.

2007-07-31 11:53:04

The Fresh Prints :

clever INDEED.

2007-07-31 11:15:09

philaarts.com :

johna is a genius.

2007-07-31 11:01:06

VonDada :

Cool.

2007-07-31 10:58:06

art chantry :

godd riff. very funny. ya know, i actually got the opportunity to actually hold the original pasted-up artwork for "god saves the queen" in my shaking sweaty little paws. it was like holding the holy grail. i felt faint.

2007-07-31 10:57:23

Frank Sparrow :

thumbs up.

2007-07-31 10:49:17

sudyka :

zing!

2007-07-31 10:47:54

Evil Alice Corp :

haha

2007-07-31 10:46:31

IVARTON :

heh

2007-07-31 10:37:55

Dirk Fowler :

Clever.

2007-07-31 10:36:16

Tooth :

Jeph made me laugh.

2007-07-31 10:35:29

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