Kurt :

yes!!!!

2012-12-08 23:29:52

ZOMIC :

Randomizer

2012-07-10 03:11:43

MrBlonde7 :

Boink! AWESOME

2009-07-24 01:28:09

Josh Rickun :

hey buddy

2008-12-11 10:48:54

motownjc :

awesome! thanks randomizer. you rule!

2008-11-12 16:29:06

Baloney Boy :

"this is awesome." i just said that out loud. to myself.

2008-09-15 12:02:46

frostbite :

rndmzd!

2008-04-07 03:31:42

B-DROID :

CAUGHT YELLOW HANDED!

2008-03-28 07:36:05

victor_howitzer :

old friend.

2008-02-21 10:59:45

Zach Hobbs :

dude from LOST.

2007-10-12 23:59:35

MaximumFluoride :

Best poster on this site. Easily.

2007-09-01 14:57:59

swampviking :

Great pic of PVTO printing right now.

2006-12-15 11:58:30

printmafia-connie :

Bravo!

2006-12-04 06:16:37

MaximumFluoride :

So today I think what happened was that the store was really, really busy. The manager was hassling him to hurry and refill the mustard pumps at the condiment stand. He was having a hard time getting the mustard jar open and the manager was ALL OVER HIS ASS. He was trying and struggling like mad to get the damn thing open. Like flailing around in frustration. When... suddenly the cap turned and he lost his balance. While trying to catch himself he knocked everything over and splattered mustard everywhere. The girl in the back ( who usually works the fries machine) was on her way back from a smoke break. Her boyfriend stopped by and they made out for a few minutes before she crushed out her smoke and popped a piece of spearmint gum in her mouth and headed back in. She ( Joanie) was late from her break so she popped her head in the womens bathroom to check her hair real quick before heading back to make fries ( the best fries in Ohio by the way. She adds JUST the right amount of salt) As she was headed down the employee hallway she could hear this dude having a major spaz attack, Cursing and breathing heavy. Just as she rounded the corner the lid popped open and the carnage began. She was frozen in her tracks by the sight before her.

2006-12-04 00:21:53

Unitus :

i just googled "mustard guy" and read about this pic. he's part of a few comedy troups, and one of them is called THE WRECKING CREW. huh.

2005-07-11 10:55:07

ferg2001 :

maxflo: time for another story

2005-07-11 10:20:06

John A :

Has anyone seen my hair net?

2005-05-01 15:29:51

MaximumFluoride :

Still the best poster on the site. I am too tired to write a new story for him tonight.

2005-03-15 01:07:08

sanmiguel :

:mrgreen:

2005-03-15 00:36:00

Kurt :

I read an article on this photo. It was set up. He is part of a improv group or something.

2004-12-02 14:30:56

standard :

This poor bastard.... this picture regularly shows up on FARK. Internet classic indeed.

2004-11-12 10:23:25

tysonkreft :

i hate this... making fun of fat peopple is cheap.

2004-08-30 09:51:17

John A :

Have you seen my class ring?

2004-08-30 09:24:13

Plantweed :

Still a favorite.

2004-08-24 12:00:40

uncle charlie :

jesus this rules

2004-08-24 11:55:10

Beto Ramirez :

Looks like Bam Marguera's father when he was young. :evil:

2004-07-31 15:37:03

extrastout :

You want is when?

2004-07-19 07:37:09

whiteyhouston :

funny.. oddly I've never seen this photo even though I've just been informed it's an internet classic... made me laugh though

2004-03-16 16:07:57

Kurt :

Thank you randomizer! Love this photo.

2004-03-16 15:27:06

ENothing :

Never fails to amaze.

2004-03-03 11:54:12

Brainiac :

Never did get the mustard out of that shirt. But I burried the bastards who did this to me a long, long time ago. They never found the bodies. :D

2004-01-17 11:30:21

sanmiguel :

randomized so you guy haven't clean that mess yet? :mrgreen:

2004-01-17 09:33:11

Kurt :

:D :D :D :D

2003-12-27 10:39:52

MaximumFluoride :

Today the story is that he got caught spitting in that mustard jar. He was spitting in it to get back at all of the other customers that laugh at him. The other employees caught him and he was so startled that he spilled it everywhere! EVERYWHERE!!!! Foiled again!!!

2003-12-27 00:44:16

DWITT :

you mean like an 'X' and a bear?

2003-12-03 17:11:21

MaximumFluoride :

I'll have an entirely new story next time this randomizes for me. I want to make a poster out of this poster.

2003-12-03 17:10:13

DWITT :

I never would have even seen that woman in the background without that beautiful story. You've touched my heart.

2003-12-03 17:07:03

DWITT :

BEST COMMENT EVER AWARD, goes to Mr. Mike Fisher. That was beautiful.

2003-12-03 17:02:52

MaximumFluoride :

Today I think somebody called his name and when he turned around they tossed the open jar of Mustard at him. He in of course was startled and that caused him to spill it everywaer as well as knocking over all kinds of other stuff. I also think that girl in the back is in on the prank somehow. Like, she is secretly insecure about her looks and thinks that if she makes the fat dude look dumb the others won't notice that she is only mildly attractive. if she laughs loud enough the other guys will want to get her in bed. In the end they will only want her because she is easy. This poor guy will go home and cry himself to sleep. Fortunetly the girl will do the same.

2003-12-03 16:59:00

DWITT :

Eating mustard as a hobby.

2003-12-03 16:38:09

Jeph :

Papa? :o

2003-11-24 20:37:13

Cody Pomeroy :

I thought they weren't going to use that secret surveilance tape for anything, fuck and I even signed a waiver

2003-11-24 19:35:33

dustin wallace :

i agree with charlie - best poster EVER.

2003-11-24 19:21:03

ENothing :

His expression changes ever so slightly with each viewing.

2003-10-03 13:40:08

MaximumFluoride :

Today I think somebody scared him.

2003-10-03 13:31:57

ENothing :

Cobb help me, I can't stop laugin'!

2003-10-03 13:20:27

Kurt :

Always makes my day when I see this. :P :P :P

2003-10-03 13:11:01

ColinG :

Christ this is funny. Pass the ventolin.

2003-10-03 13:04:03

newseamus :

randomizer off to a good start today.

2003-10-03 12:21:11

dustin wallace :

didn't this guy play guitar for ugly stick??? (that comment is for whiskey beard)

2003-09-12 22:12:04

oahu_surfa :

kick fuckin ass dude, funny shit.

2003-08-20 18:23:45

sanmiguel :

I guess pickels will be soon the new birds :mrgreen:

2003-08-20 13:06:34

Tooth :

he seems out of breath..and I just noticed that woman in the back...poor pickles.

2003-08-20 12:37:10

MaximumFluoride :

I love making up little scenerios about how this scene came to be. like sometimes I feel that some one like scared him and he jsut like freaked out and knocked everything over. Or... maybe sombody threw stuff at him ? I would love to know, but at the same time it's fun to make up my own stories about it. This might be my favorite poster on the site.

2003-08-20 12:27:33

sanmiguel :

god i love that one... can someone give a spoon to that guy? what a mess!! :mrgreen:

2003-08-20 11:48:22

uncle charlie :

best poster ever. Randomized

2003-07-30 14:17:47

compton :

wow. i really like this one. :lol:

2003-07-16 20:41:12

MaximumFluoride :

Still love this one. Just because it makes me laugh.

2003-07-16 19:06:46

goad74 :

Yah, if it wasn't for the fact that she was a raver and a cokehead...who knows. Maybe we would have condiment covered babies by now. :roll: Man why do my eyes keep rolling? I can't get them to stop.

2003-06-17 12:18:17

Kurt :

That was a keeper Goad

2003-06-17 09:03:16

goad74 :

"God, why can't I just get ahead?" I had a girlfriend who worked at the zoo foodcourt and I guess she was transporting some huge buckets of mustard and ketchup and somehow she managed to dump both of them on her and within like a two foot radius of her.....man I miss her. :roll:

2003-06-17 08:26:01

uncle charlie :

This is fucking halarious

2003-06-17 08:16:45

kozik :

you go in there and tell them I promoted you to 'Top Dawg' and then take the rest of the day off.

2003-06-17 02:53:01

MaximumFluoride :

I have to get up and go to work in like 4 hours.. Oh.. I'm gonna be looking like this dude tomorrow. Big bumbling idiot.

2003-06-17 02:48:47

kozik :

looks like management material to me

2003-06-17 02:46:52

HYNES :

mustard boy.

2003-06-17 02:46:02

MaximumFluoride :

I don't know but thats a damn funny picture.

2003-06-17 02:45:21

HYNES :

what the hell hell has rhis fat bastid got to with jazz fusion?

2003-06-17 02:40:47

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