So today I think what happened was that the store was really, really busy. The manager was hassling him to hurry and refill the mustard pumps at the condiment stand. He was having a hard time getting the mustard jar open and the manager was ALL OVER HIS ASS. He was trying and struggling like mad to get the damn thing open. Like flailing around in frustration. When... suddenly the cap turned and he lost his balance. While trying to catch himself he knocked everything over and splattered mustard everywhere.
The girl in the back ( who usually works the fries machine) was on her way back from a smoke break. Her boyfriend stopped by and they made out for a few minutes before she crushed out her smoke and popped a piece of spearmint gum in her mouth and headed back in.
She ( Joanie) was late from her break so she popped her head in the womens bathroom to check her hair real quick before heading back to make fries ( the best fries in Ohio by the way. She adds JUST the right amount of salt) As she was headed down the employee hallway she could hear this dude having a major spaz attack, Cursing and breathing heavy. Just as she rounded the corner the lid popped open and the carnage began. She was frozen in her tracks by the sight before her.
Today the story is that he got caught spitting in that mustard jar. He was spitting in it to get back at all of the other customers that laugh at him. The other employees caught him and he was so startled that he spilled it everywhere! EVERYWHERE!!!!
Today I think somebody called his name and when he turned around they tossed the open jar of Mustard at him. He in of course was startled and that caused him to spill it everywaer as well as knocking over all kinds of other stuff. I also think that girl in the back is in on the prank somehow. Like, she is secretly insecure about her looks and thinks that if she makes the fat dude look dumb the others won't notice that she is only mildly attractive. if she laughs loud enough the other guys will want to get her in bed. In the end they will only want her because she is easy.
This poor guy will go home and cry himself to sleep. Fortunetly the girl will do the same.
I love making up little scenerios about how this scene came to be. like sometimes I feel that some one like scared him and he jsut like freaked out and knocked everything over. Or... maybe sombody threw stuff at him ? I would love to know, but at the same time it's fun to make up my own stories about it.
This might be my favorite poster on the site.
"God, why can't I just get ahead?"
I had a girlfriend who worked at the zoo foodcourt and I guess she was transporting some huge buckets of mustard and ketchup and somehow she managed to dump both of them on her and within like a two foot radius of her.....man I miss her. :roll: